Adele says she plans on "F*cking off for 5 years."

by Carmen Cruz

Adele says she's tired of writing break up albums and she's fed up with being a 'bitter witch.'

After walking away with 6 Grammys on Sunday, Adele has decided that she'll be taking 4 - 5 years away from the music industry to focus on her personal life and her relationship with new boyfriend Simon Koneck.


In a recent interview with Vogue, the singer says she blames her hectic work schedule for the failure of her previous relationships. She goes on to say that with time off, " at least now I can have enough time to write a happy record. And be in love and be happy. And then I don't know what I'll do. Get married. Have some kids. Plant a nice vegetable patch."

There's no word yet on exactly when Adele will be walking away from the spotlight, but rest assured, she'll be greatly missed :(.

RANDOM FACT: I once read an interview with Adele  (AKA: Adele Laurie Blue Adkins) where she said that she kept her Grammys above her toilet (after winning a bunch of the awards for her debut album back in 2009). I'm thinking she'll need a bigger bathroom.

Here's one of my favourite tunes by Adele.