If you're like me, you're just not into the whole notion of erotic novels. I mean, what makes this particular book any different from, say, those 'Harelquin Romance' novels your lonely next door neighbour used to read when you were a little kid, back in the days when you didn't really understand the whole concept of 'erotic novels'.
You know what books I'm talking about, right? Those romance novels that nowadays, you'll find piled high in cardboard boxes, laying on the floor of the garage sale you just happened to walk past. These books always have pictures of busty women with long flowing hair and muscular men, hovering over them.
Nah. No thanks.
So instead, I found this. It's an amazing and awe-inspiring ode to 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'.
I literally laughed till I cried.